The band ‘Uke attack!! Uke Attack!!’ as depicted for the cover of their album. Russell (left) appears as a French Dragoon, Matt (centre) favours the garb of a British Hussar and I (right) have chosen to depict myself in the restrained uniform of a Polish Lancer. Students of military history will have noted that Matt’s Hussar costume is from the 1850s whereas the other two are in uniform corresponding to the late Napoleonic period. What a hilarious anachronism.